Cigarettes, the presidential draft, and Earl effin' Weaver

BLOG: What a bitch. Fresh Pepper

BLOG: The end of the NFL draft is probably leaving you feeling like its Dec. 26th. Well, there’s no more football to speculate over, but there’s always the 2008 presidential race to mock draft. Range Life

AUDIO: Whether you like baseball or even know who Earl Weaver is isn’t the point: Whether you like to hear old men cussing up a storm is. Slack LaLane

Word choice, an asparagus problem, and ribbed takes a ribbing

BLOG: Nude/Naked: Whatever. Either way, one of them’s got a great pair. The Assimiliated Negro

BLOG: Asparagus before sex can make you taste different. What’s a female perv to do?

BLOG: Embarrassment, for her pleasure. Forksplit

The great new Wes Anderson project

VIDEO: I agree with this blogger, who said that this commercial almost makes up for ‘The Life Aquatic’. Unhappy Medium

Hiro's, Killers, and Law fools

BLOG: The Wind beneath my drunken wings. Logged Hours (thanks, Gawker)

BLOG: Nothing’s worse than The Killers. Well, one thing: Rabid fans who mime the lyrics. Subindie (thanks, Pearson)

BLOG: Even unkempt, drooling idiots get offers at the law offices they interned at over the summer. Anonymous Lawyer

Middle East luvin', gettin' fired, and a very musical people

BLOG: Inside every proper Middle East girl, there lies a viper of a coquette. A Cynical Single Kuwaiti Woman

BLOG: Well, that answers that question: You can get fired for making fun of fat people. The Life and Doings of Brad Writerson

BLOG: ‘Trading Places’ meant a lot to you. It was when Eddie and Ackroyd were both funny. And you’ve always been meaning to visit Wall Street as a result. The Daily Dump (thanks, Gawker)

Tamales, genies, and novel writing

BLOG: I guess I’ll be shutting up now. Fresh Peper

VIDEO: You’ll want to take a shower after watching this one. Mr. Fish

BLOG: How to win a Pulitzer (book genus). Two Jakes

The JFK polka, Minister Muthafucka, and men's biological clock

BLOG: Just because you can make something into a polka doesn’t mean you should. April Winchell

VIDEO: "I come in the name of Jesus, bee-yatch." You Tube (thanks, Designed to Expire)

BLOG: A photo of men’s biological clock. Flickr (thanks, The Name Game)

Jack White Coke Jingle

VIDEO: Here's the new Jack White (of White Stripes fame) song, commissioned by the Coca-Cola company for its new commercial. You Tube (thanks, Kingblind)

The drawback to big hands, sexy pix, and your celebrity look-a-like

BLOG: Foot, Mouth: Meet Hands … Big Hands. Fresh Pepper

BLOG: Taking sexy pictures isn’t fun for anyone. The Company Bitch

BLOG: Which celebrity do you look like, according to a heartless machine? Myheritage (thanks, Happy Scrappy)

Cosies, homeboys, white collar vs blue collar

BLOG: What would happen if Martha Stewart went anti-war. Flickr (thanks, Boing Boing)

VIDEO: Listen to this’80s homeboy rap. You’ll be blazed. You Tube (thanks, Slack LaLane)

BLOG: White collar dudes are better at a bank; Blue collar dudes are better in the sack. Drunk and Single in NYC

Abu Ghraib fun, library fines, and Easter best

BLOG: The Billboard Liberation Front strikes again. Billboard Liberation Front (thanks, Boing Boing)

BLOG: Screw rising gas prices. When’s the government going to tackle rising fines for overdue books? Two Jakes

BLOG: See how the other half dresses for Easter. The Sartorialist

Easter mishap, the wild '70s, and dullsville

BLOG: For some it was a happy Easter. Others, however, were not so lucky. Unhappy Medium

BLOG: Donald Rumsfeld, Gerald Ford, Henry Kissinger, and a geisha. Hey, it was the ‘70s, man. An Eternal Thought in the Mind of Godzilla

BLOG: God what a Boring town. Wikipedia

Peter Sellers, DMV, and T&A

AUDIO: Among the better Beatles cover is this duet by British comedians Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan, performing "She Loves You.". No, not "better". What’s the word …? "Creepily funny". That’s it. April Winchell: Multimedia

BLOG: You can get pretty much anything by California’s Dept of Motor Vehicles. Range Life

BLOG: I don’t know. This entry had something to do with a pair of new glasses. And then I got sidetracked by talk of boobs and playing dress up and porn. Drunk and Single in NYC

Sex Kitten, Pete Doherty, and faking Jewness

BLOG: This hotel offers everything from shampoo to conditioner to something called the Sex Kitten. A Cynical Single Kuwaiti Woman

VIDEO: Despite numerous examples to the contrary, not all drugged-out, fucked-up celebrities are untalented. Take for instance: Pete Doherty. Google Video (thanks, Stereogum)

BLOG: No one ever claims to be Jewish that isn’t. Unless, of course, it’s around the time of one of those wonderful holidays of theirs. Forksplit

The Dem's, British telephone boxes, and long-ass receipts

VIDEO: The Democrats finally have a winning strategy. The Reel World (thanks, Boing Boing)

BLOG: Old school British telephone box found murdered. Police seek Dr. Who for questioning. Collision Detection

BLOG: … who begat David who begat Jehosaphat who begat Duane Reade who begat … Squawking Like a Big Monkey Bird (thanks, Gawker)

Irony with a gun, cartoon NYC, and religious sensitivity

VIDEO: Moments after a DEA agent tells a school room that he is the only person professional enough to hold a glock 40, Irony interrupts to teach a new lesson. The Smoking Gun (thanks, Range Life)

BLOG: Can’t visit New York and see the sights, like you’d like? Well, here’s the next best thing. ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive Project Blog

BLOG: Are we religiously sensitive enough for you now? Huh? OK then. Now shut up and eat yer matza. Anonymous Lawyer

The '86 Mets, kids, and SNL

VIDEO: Here’s one for all you Mets fans out there: Game 6 of the 1986 World Series … as reinacted by ‘80s video game RBI baseball. San Deigo Serenade (thanks, Slack LaLane)

BLOG: Tracking your child’s growth is a pain in the ass. However, there are alternatives. Defective Yeti

VIDEO: Saturday Night Live has given us precious few laughs over the last 15 years or so. Here’s one of the them. Best Funny Videos

Blackface, Neko Case, and America

VIDEO: In Japan, it is customary to bow rather than shake hands. It is also not taboo to make your living performing in blackface as the Gosperats. An Eternal Thought in the Mind of Godzilla (thanks, Boing Boing)

BLOG: How good is Neko Case? Pretty damn good according to this guy. I Fling Poo

BLOG: Forget Jesus in a taco, here’s America in a napkin. Rangelife

Sex ed, waiting tables, and dumbass Harvard Law School students

VIDEO: The Puberty Pals in “What the heck is happening to my genitals?” (probably NSFW). The Puberty Pals (courtesy, The Whisperer)

BLOG: For anyone who’s ever had to wait tables, this is an experience that is all too familiar. Waiter Rant

BLOG: If you’re a Harvard Law School student, and you want to flash your balls to oncoming traffic, then flash away. Only, know that the police officer who arrests you won’t be swayed by your excuse: “But I’m a Harvard Law School student.” Anonymous Lawyer

White Stripes

VIDEO: This live clip of the White Stripes performing "Denial Twist" on The Daily Show kicks too much ass for it to not be included on this site. To be played at maximum volume. You Tube

Good grammar, South Park, and pleading the fifth

BLOG: Good grammer/ar never sold a g-d thing. The Three-Toed Sloth (courtesy, The L is for Love Train)

VIDEO: The most recent episode of South Park, in three parts. Part I, Part II, Part III

BLOG: “Well, you see, because there are things called witnesses and there are things called defendants. And you, sir, are a witness.” Fresh Pepper

Sex Pistols, hot dental assistants and anal sex

VIDEO: See the Sex Pistols circa 1976, when they had their original bassist, the one who could actually play the bass. Bedazzled (courtesy, Boing Boing)

BLOG: Is a hot dental assistant bent over your mouth worth all the talk about Jesus? Girls are Pretty (courtesy, Grace Undressed)

BLOG: Step No. 1 for successful anal sex: “"It always helps to get them really drunk.” Mimi in New York

Danger Seekers, pole dancers, and dead hippies

VIDEO: Rex Kramer: part-time airline mechanic, full-time dare devil, and all-the-time Danger Seeker. (from the hilarious film “Kentucky Fried Movie”) You Tube

BLOG: It’s your first day at work. The people there are friendly. The customers aren’t complete assholes. And then you’re offered five bucks to rub your face in another girl’s tits. Just another day at the office, really. Grace Undressed

VIDEO: Die, Hippies, Die! Chevy Tahoe: The Apprentice (courtesy, It Comes In Pints?)

Calories, luggage, and King Tut

BLOG: I burned calories just reading this entry. Logged Hours (thanks, Gawker)

BLOG: Just keep your hands off this guy’s bags. Honestly, he and the Hungarian have been through enough. The Muk Report (thanks, Gawker)

VIDEO: “Now, when I die, / now don't think I'm a nut, / don't want no fancy funeral, / Just one like ole king Tut.” You Tube

Sushi, blogger vs blogger, and the Snells

VIDEO: You may decide never again to eat sushi. neonz hot linkz

BLOG: Bloggers meeting up with bloggers. He said, She said. (courtesy, Gawker)

BLOG: The Snell household, best I can tell, doesn’t do much without a Guiness in hand. Archives from the Snell Household

BLOG: Oh, and it's World Rat Day. Tarkan Deluxe

Women's stores, tacos and the kids

BLOG: A list of women’s clothing stores in NYC that open early -- in case you end up doing the Walk of Shame to work. Nichelle Newsletter (courtesy, The Company Bitch)

BLOG: For Candy in a Barrel’s L.A. fans, I give you everything you’ll ever need to know the next time you want the city's best taco. The Great Taco Hunt (courtesy, Fark)

BLOG: If these were your children, wouldn’t you be scared? The Askew Family

New South Park episode

VIDEO: The most recent episode of South Park, brought to you in three inconvenient parts. Part I, Part II, Part III (thanks, You Tube)

More fun with You Tube

VIDEO: In 1971, animator Jeff Hale put pictures to the standup comedy of Lenny Bruce in “Thank You Masked Man." Hysterical. You Tube

VIDEO: The greatest music video ever made (not starring Alessando Allegro as ‘The Chief’). You Tube

VIDEO: This would never make it on a children’s television show today. From an episode of “The Muppet Show”, starring Peter Sellers. You Tube

The David Bowie/You Tube edition

VIDEO: More music, this time courtesy Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars with their song “Oh, You Pretty Things.” You Tube

VIDEO: David Bowie and Arcade Fire perform “Five Years” You Tube

VIDEO: “Ziggy Stardist” circa when Bowie was known as Ziggy Stardust. You Tube

Sports stars, pickin' up chicks, and That South Park Episode

BLOG: It’s September 10, 1986 and you’re snapping what is just another sports pic for you. Fastforward 20 years and a pic of Mike Tyson, Darryl Strawberry, and Dwight ‘Doc’ Gooden is kind of funny -- in a coke-and-jail-time kind of way. Range Life

BLOG: Reality can be so painful. Or funny, depending on who are in this story. Stacked

VIDEO: If you haven’t seen the episode that started it all, here is the Scientology episode of “South Park” called “Trapped in the Closet.” You Tube